I'mCaptainPaoPao

stability:

the-illuminator-neuromancer:

stability:

i dont want to go back to school i want to travel the world and watch more shows on netflix

But you can’t watch Netflix outside the US

yet here i am, watching bobs burgers in australia, living my dream

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sucysucyfivedolla:

360 no-scoped

sucysucyfivedolla:

360 no-scoped

Ways to please your girl

king-of-aces:

• Be loyal
• Tell the truth
• Smack that ass
• Give her food
• Let her nap
• Eat the pussy
• Play and suck on the titties
• Kiss her a lot
• Massage her
• Love her always

y2kid:

i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them

magui-gui:

when u and ur friends look fresh af

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sarcastic-snowflake:

So every morning I get off the train and start my 20 minute walk to work, and there’s this guy who’s always like 3 steps ahead of me and always beats me to the street corner bc I get stopped by the light and he passes it. but today I was ahead of him for the first time and he RUNS in front of me, turns around and goes “I’ve been winning for 2 months now, can’t stop now, have a good day, see you tomorrow.”  tmrw I swear i’m wearing running shoes to work. 

hannahlaurahierseman:

Hi, My name is Junie B. Jones. The B. stands for Beatrice, except I don’t like Beatrice. I just like B. and that’s all.