how come threesome porn always start off the same like
*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what
"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"
… he just slapped a fucking cobra.
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
friend: OH MAN
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
doctor: the operation was a success
me: i didn’t ask