I'mCaptainPaoPao

u-ok:

(brushes crumbs off bed) yea baby hop on in

stunningpicture:

Was taking random pictures of my mother and this came out…pretty terrifying

stunningpicture:

Was taking random pictures of my mother and this came out…pretty terrifying

bombing:

noseblow:

bombing:

i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood

that’s not how the joke goes lmao

do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you

phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

image

laurenjauregei:

how to be smooth as hell with your crush

swoobats:

alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right

whycantibe1oftheoneswithacoolurl:

schrodingerscatisdead:

me at pokemon daycare

I had to reblog this again

whycantibe1oftheoneswithacoolurl:

schrodingerscatisdead:

me at pokemon daycare

I had to reblog this again